May 2013
bmoburns:
preteenager:
HOW DOES POPCORN EVEN DO THAT THING
HERE I SHOW YOU THE THING
buttspectre:
why would you want to be an offensive stereotype for Halloween
when u can be
this
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jpkitty:
In college, we don’t say “I love you”, we say “I have 5 essays, two finals, and 3 group projects due in the next 8 days” which translates to “I would like to be crushed by a train” and I think that’s pretty cool.
unluckyships:
when a friend asks you for a piece of paper and 12 other kids ask you too
whimsicalspecks:
akitron:
buttlarious:
tumblr is boring today better go check tumblr
#I literally get bored and close tumblr only to reopen tumblr
fuckwhyischoosingaurlsohard:
do you ever come up with a story in your head and you’re like ‘OMG THIS IS THE MOST AMAZING THING IN THE HISTORY OF EVER I THINK I’LL WRITE THIS’
but then you don’t know how to write and its just
fucklemyshuckle:
breadmaakesyoufat:
causticgambler:
nayariverax:
remember when this thing was number #1 in the uk charts.
WE DON’T TALK ABOUT THAT
A RING DING DING DINGDEMGDEMG
AND NO ONE EVER TALKS ABOUT THAT FACT THAT THIS LITTLE SHIT HAS A PENIS.
his ring ding ding is basically just out there and this used to be like the favourite song OF A BILLION KIDS.
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lostintheseclouds:
well, eurovision is over.
it was fun blogging with you all.
*sinks into the ocean, not to resurface for another year*
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akribi:
bennetwilcox:
bennetwilcox:
fun fact, the guy that gave out sweden’s votes was 33 votes away from representing sweden in ESC
I can sense a triangle drama
michaonthemoon:
yaoibutts:
I love how potato in French is pomme de terre, which pretty much means “earth apple.”
like what stupid frenchman saw this:
and said “zis petite légume looks like a, how you say, APPLE! hmmm… but it grows in ze earth… HON HON HON! MAIS OUI! C’EST UNE POMME DE TERRE!”
j’adore comment ananas se dit pineapple en anglais, ce qui veut littéralement dire “pomme de...
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frafee:
ireland were so close to tolerating u uk but u fucked it all up we hate u again
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sassygayalexkralie:
hooperbay:
i didnt realise there was a eurovision fandom
yeah its called all of europe
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sweden's host: hello lena!
graham norton: UGH
graham norton: i thought i'd see one eurovision without lena, but here she is
graham norton: even the rain couldn't stop her
germany's host: we're having so much fun!
graham norton: speak for yourself lena
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diedholdinghands:
mtomoe:
eurovision drinking game: take a shot for every point your country gets
english rules: take a shot for every point your country didn’t get
now now we don’t want the entire british population to die from liver failure
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degenezijde:
theheroheart:
Pretty much her actual dress.
#and in that moment I swear we were all eurovision
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everybodywantstoruleklaine:
whilelifepassesby:
klainecrisser:
Eurovision is the only time where Europe doesn’t feel like we are in Narnia
FOR ONCE A YEAR WE ARE OUT OF THE CLOSET
No wait that came out wrong..
no it came out perfectly
A lot of people came out tonight
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cumbercolllective:
United Kingdom only gave Ireland one point, I see a war in the not very distant future.
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not-a-painbow:
1 point
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lucillesmiles:
That one day Derek Hale decided to sing at the Eurovision Song Contest for Azerbaijan.
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esmethenotsogreat:
Sweden: where Final Fantasy characters exist in real life
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misha-is-an-assbutt:
UK I AM DISAPPOINT ONE POINT ONE POINT BRITAIN
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frafee:
u were supposed to vote for ireland u lil shits
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221butts:
WHAT
anime
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They came out of an ANIME
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heartwolf:
that italian guy can euro my vision if you know what i mean
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powerofvoodoo:
oh god here’s Britain
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loulybob:
siegmeyer:
where can i watch the eurovision anime
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soulforsam:
I can feel the Swedish people recoiling in horror
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hipstersbleedroses:
kahterinepierce:
but if greece wins
who pays for eurovision next year?????
#the answer is angela merkel
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consulting-time-lady:
Do you hear that
thats the sound of the UK getting zero points
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the-eleventh-blog:
remember last year when greece gained points
and graham norton was like ‘you can hear the greek finance minister crying’
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mishasteaparty:
mecatastrophicallyinlovewithwill:
kahterinepierce:
but if greece wins
who pays for eurovision next year?????
germany
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fannishthings:
lucillesmiles:
That one day Derek Hale decided to sing at the Eurovision Song Contest for Azerbaijan.
You see. I’m not the only one who that saw that.
